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Aug 14, 2023
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whencartoonsruletheworld:
“the disney stardew valley ripoff is so fucking weird i love it
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whencartoonsruletheworld:

the disney stardew valley ripoff is so fucking weird i love it


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Dec 8, 2022
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awhoreintheory:

Keith: Lance, please, you’re not as funny as you think you are

Hunk: Keith, no—

Lance: you fool

Lance: you absolute tortellini

Lance: I was not born to amuse trifling horn fuckers such as yourself

Lance: I am here to amuse myself and make others uncomfortable and confused

Lance: never think that your three legged chair ass will ever be enlightened enough to understand my jokes, for not even your gods can comprehend me


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Nov 26, 2022
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Anonymous asked:

just so you know 'jfc' (which you use in a lot of the tags on your posts) is an abbreviation for jesus fucking christ and you probably shouldnt use it if ur not a christian

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pyaarisms:

I can’t believe I read this with my own two eyes

They gatekeeping blasphemy now too 💀


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Jul 22, 2022
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ibuprofengirl:

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FOR THE BETTER!

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Jul 22, 2022
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ottitty:

ottitty:

The fucking. The fucking tubby custard post came true

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Cinematic parallels

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Jun 16, 2022
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evildoggy:

unfortunatyely im displaying behaviours. and acting in ways

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Jun 16, 2022
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babyfacerae:

We out here… not skinny…. doing whatever the fuck we want…. in peace

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Jun 12, 2022
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144p-goldfish:

iguesssoyeaj:

une-femme-de-lettres:

manawhaat:

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the MEATBALLS menu????? wtaf tumblr

In UI/UX design, menus have different names depending on the aspect they have, I knew about the hamburger menu and so I figured the “meatballs menu” could exist too, and it does…

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thats it, im not posting the rest of the day, this is the best fucking thing ive learned in the past 3 weeks

this is what we needed to learn in distance learning

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Jun 12, 2022
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penandinkprincess:

penandinkprincess:

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penandinkprincess:

my balcony blocks my view of the playground, but I heard one child yell “I FOUND A FROG” with a great deal of excitement and now there is screaming, so I’m filling in some blanks

situational update: a little girl screamed “LEAVE HIM ALONE” and now there’s noises that sound suspiciously like a child getting wailed on by a wiffle ball bat

further update: parent has been called to the scene. distribution of fault is underway. bat appears to have been confiscated.

bat has been returned under the promise of not deploying it once more against brothers. the pause and “but tell him to leave the frog alone” tells me it will likely come back into play shortly.

as expected, frog was bothered again and frog warrior took up her weapon once more. all children are being collected to leave on charges of acting “like y'all have NO sense”

personally I stand with frog defender on this issue

#justiceforfroggirl

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May 21, 2022
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